thehappysorceress:
bevismusson:
I’m not a dog person, but even i have to admit that this is unbelievably cute.
SOMEONE PLEASE PLAY FETCH WITH THIS POOR PUPPY!!!
charmancler:
i’m not even funny what am i doing on this website
tall:
when ppl reblog their selfies over and over

am i in love or am i horny
ethanwearsprada:
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
tastefullyoffensive:
So close.
[via]
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
katherlne:
notoriousmks:
katherlne:
katherlne:
“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them

vexarion:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

teenytigress:
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
punsicle:
punsicle:
punsicle:
im gonna watch the first episode of supernatural
wow what a cute little family
wELL THAT SURE DIDNT LAST LONG